I work at a warehouse where I pack orders and I sell books online too. With both I get to see the name of a lot of places. Seeing some of the name gave me an idea to put a list of names of towns. The following are names of real towns or villages with my witty comments.
Bad Axe, Michigan ~ I think I have a headache!
Bat Cave, North Carolina ~ Just down the road from me and I am still waiting to see Batman and Robin.
Boogertown, North Carolina ~ Now you know where to put it when you pick your nose!
Deadhorse, Alaska ~ Are you thinking what I am thinking, someone left the house outside on a winter's night.
Hurricane, Utah ~ I have some Hurricane Insurance to sell you here. The last hurricane to hit this town was a big one.
Intercourse, Pennsylvania ~ I heard it is a great place to buy a bed.
Blue Ball, Pennsylvania ~ Let go play some dodge ball. Maybe it is even funnier because in is near Intercourse for you people with dirty minds.
Lizard Lick, North Carolina ~ Makes you wonder what they are really doing in Raleigh.
Painted Post, New York ~ How often do they paint the post?
Poor Town, North Carolina ~ Yep they all paid their taxes!
If you like these, I may share some more but do town names in themes.